...Hes black

I was telling a story one day and got caught in a lie. Pretty much i was about me and sucking dick. Poozy bet that he could catch me saying that i took a shot in the mouth. And told him "never" and we made a bet that i will have to do what ever he says.

3 days later we were talking about video and i kinda said i would take one for the team. Little did i know poozy had some one there recording me saying "I would suck cock"

Deals a deal now i'm his little bitch

Yeah i just broke up with my girlfriend because she could not let go of her EX-boyfriend. She tells me that "I don't understand him!" Hes always sad about dumb emo shit (like his mom taking away his shit and shorting his curfew) I told her "Yeah i understand him, hes a little bitch! Always crying about his issues, but look we have all issues."(I started to tell her a list with our friends problems)

Jonathan: His father left his mother, him and his little brother and hes the strongest people i know who knows how to man up in dark times.

Neliz: She has spine problems but she knows how to bring a smile and make people happy all the time. She has a strong heart.

Me: I'm in a special Education program, i have a hard time learning and i never let it get to me.

Your ex-boyfriend is a little bitch who can't handle the fact that he cannot have everything in life. He lied to you, disrespected you and made you look like a fool. You still have feelings for him and guess what? I don't, so you are not ready for a real relationship and i am.

The tears started to come down and i walked away way with a sick feeling in my stomach. I kept walking away, never looking back. Been rejected, Been broke hearts, Been there done that.

Oh gawd the ninjas are coming! Afro ninja must of sent them to steal my porn

Oh gawd what are you going to do with that broom!

NG Ninja- I'm going to sodomize your asshole

Wait wha!

NG Ninja- Your resistance only makes my penis harder!

Hey guys im going to start making songs into 8-bit. Balrog theme is done, and now im going on my next project only problem is I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE!!!

So i decided. If this is for the users of newgrounds who love 8-bit remix songs why not let them choose the song they want to remix. Thats right you choose the song I MAKE IT!

Tehslaphappy is a good flash artist and a great artist at drawing as well so i put him to the test and i ask him to draw me and this is what he came up with pretty sweet!

Hey guys parlux here (hoster from the gta4 meet up) and im going to host a online meet up or quest for
CASTLE CRASHERS!

Date: August 27th. Thats right the release date of the game

Unlike the the gta4 meet up this will be by party's since its 4 players on xbox live (i think 8 on battle)

The Game! Groups of 4 will play to get top on the leader boards to see whos the ultimate.

So whos going to get it on august 27th?

I had to cut davidzx off because his issue of getting in the paltalk room has gone way to far! Come on man you have been perma ban 7 times what does that tell you? YOU ARE NOT WELCOME! And when are you going to start seeing that wade does not care what the admins do in his room!

Im just sick of being in the middle of things, and it pains me to do that but he will never learn his lesson. So there will be no Davidzx Vs Parlux fighting game

What really pisses me off is that i had a talk with him about the chat room and i had to make him choose loose a friend or give up a chatroom that no one wants you apart, and he choose the chat room! I mean what kind of friend is that in the first place, then again what kind of friend makes you choose? im no different.

I just miss the good ol'days

Ah don't worry we are not fighting IRL, Its a game Davidzx is making. If you know our history then there is no reason for me to explain, if you don't sorry find some one who does i guess this is going to be a good partnership between me and him.

And stop with the "I hate davidzx bandwagon" its so retarded. All because one user (ryan) does not like him does not mean you have to kiss his ass and fallow him grow some balls for once in your life and forgive.

I found some old pictures of me in Halloween. I was a big wrestling fan but now i don't watch it any more some times i watch TNA wrestling but thats only some times. thats why i have the sting face paint. i look tired from walking around Manhattan in the parade.