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Not giving 2 fucks
Of hard knocks
Bronx new york
Joined on 5/1/07
defeat the forbidden zombie on easy difficulty
whip a midpoint orb to refill hp and daggers
Reach a score of 10,000
Dont use slow motion in a level
Get a flawless run
The genie of the booze bottle.
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood